Post by gateway425 on Feb 21, 2009 18:37:00 GMT -6
Just a few days to go until JC Mason laces up his boots and tries to Climb the Summit. Of course it won't be a cake walk but what in this life really is? 4 days after trying to Climb the Summit he will have another hefty challenge taking on Team Elite. If their last promo is any indication then it seems as if Gateway has gotten into their heads a little. The last time we saw our controversial star he was in a meat packing plant running down Team Elite, while getting in a little training. What does the steriod induced woman beater have in store for us today?
(The scene opens up with a view of a hundred or so people filling in seats inside of a studio. In the middle of the stairwell is a microphone. In front of them is an elaborate set that has been constructed just for this occcasion.
On the wall there is a picture of Mt. Everest with JC hiking up the side of it, with a caption that reads 'Ill be at the top where will you be?'
Next to that picture is another picture featuring Mason and the Power Puff Girls. The caption for that picture reads 'Steriods vs. Super Powers.'
Mounted to the wall is a 52 inch Samsung plasma tv. Also on the set is wooden desk, a leather couch and a house band.
The band is warming up for the show as the crowd becomes a little restless.)
Crowd- WE WANT JC....WE WANT JC....
(The chant is becoming so defeaning that the band stops playing.)
Disembodied Voice- Ladies and gentlemen, in continuing with his trend of doing things differently then what your use to seeing, today we have a very special treat for you. Coming all the way from Baltimore MD, JC 'Gateway' Mason.
(JC appears behind the crowd. He is dressed in a black suit and blue tie. Jay walks down the stares to a very mixed reaction from the audience.)
JC- I don't know whether to say thank you or I hate you guys too. Anyway you guys heard the disembodied voice over the loud speaker, and today is going to be different.
I am a little pressed for time right now so I decided to kill two birds with one stone. I decided to hold the first ever Universal Pure Pro Wrestling tonight show.
(The audience cheers at the idea.)
JC- I went out and got fans of both promotions to come in here and share this one of a kind experience with yours truly. And I have a lot of special guests booked for tonights show. So before we get to the guests are there any questions from you guys?
(A dark haired woman wearing a black dress and sunglasses stands up and walks to the microphone.)
Woman- Is there any chance of reconciliation with you and Dolly? And if not we can have a fight then, make-up sex because I think your so hott!
JC- Well I don't know if we will reconcile. She hasn't returned any of my texts, or phone calls. So right now its up in the air. And I am a one woman man honey, but come backstage after the show and I'll give you a private tour.
Crowd- SLUT!
JC- Calm down people. She is a strong woman who knows perfection. Anyone else got a question or remark?
(A nerdie looking guy wearing a Demetrius Burrell tee shirt holding a big poster board that says 'JC LIES' steps up to the mic.)
Nerd- Why did you feel the need to lie about all those guys? They are out here trying to make a living entertaining all of us fans while doing what they love the most. And your just trying to tarnish their legacies.
JC- The problem with people like you and the rest of those (doing air quotes) entertainers is they can't handle the truth. I saw the little interview Mr. Burrell did the other day. He said he didn't know me. He only met me when he shook my hand. Well he my friend is the liar. I have met him long ago in a place most of you have never heard of. But I will leave that story for another day. My producers are telling me to wrap it up so I will take one more question, you there with the replica world title. Would you like to ask a question?
(The man holding the belt acknowledges JC's request and makes his way to the microphone.)
Man- Why is your nickname Gateway?
JC- Ah that is a great question. And one that has an easy answer. Back in high school I sold weed. I was the Gateway to great weed. Now onto the show.
(The band starts to play the instrumental version of Jockin Jay-Z as Gateway takes a seat behind his desk.)
JC- Before we get the guests out here I would like everyone to take a look at this clip from the Team Elite promo.
(JC turns towards the tv as the clip begins to play. The clip is of C-Rod and Butler talking over some MMA things. DC and C-Rod get into a little argument before Rowell steps in.)
JC- That right there is a prime example of why you should stand alone. It appears as if Huey is a little jealous of Dewey wanting to pursue a MMA career. Luckily Louey was there or we might not have a Team Elite. Speaking of Louey I hope your ready for that battle royale. After I kick your ass from pillar to post I will fedex the rest of you to Chris Kaladrao so he can bury your dumb ass.
(JC pulls out a few index cards from his jacket pocket.)
JC- Tonight we have some interesting guests. A member of the my penis is limp and can't get hard boyz is here. Along with a children's cartoon character. And I do believe we have booked a few other surprises. So without further ado here is our first guests.
Disembodied Voice- First representing UPW, coming from Pattersen, NJ, 'Welcome' Matt Dawson.
(A man wearing a long brown coat pushing a shopping cart full of cans comes onto the stage. JC tries to take the cart of cans from the man but is nearly bitten.)
Disembodied Voice- Our next guest also representing UPW, the resident superhero, Avenger.
(The crowd begins to cheer as someone dressed in a Super Mario costume comes to the stage and takes a seat on the couch next to 'Welcome' Matt Dawson.)
Disembodied Voice- And our third guest a member of the I can't believe my penis won get Hard Boyz....Nicky Raith.
(The third man comes onto stage holding a needle and a box of sudafed. Gateway sits him down and takes a seat at his desk.)
JC- Like I said at the top of the show we have an interesting cast of characters his today. Well lets get right into this....
(Before he can finish his sentence a falcon flies in and perches himself on the desk.)
JC- And how could we forget Mr. Halcon? They said Halcon was a small fella but I would have never thought Hue Langston would allow a bird in this thing. He'll win by default since he can fly to the top of the Summit.
Anyway first I want to welcome our guests. And say I respect you guys being apart of the show even though we will be fighting each other in a few days. Now lets get down to business, 'Welcome' Matt Dawson, you are the worst thing to walk that aisle. You couldn't buy a win if you traded in all those cans and yet you still compete, why? And why should we take you as a serious threat to climb the summit?
Dawson- You shouldn't. Im just a guy that was thrown into this thing for filler. If I last more than 5 minutes I'd be presently surprised.
JC- That is an honest answer. Now to the masked Avenger. You are a superhero huh? Why should I take you serious?
Avenger- Im Super Mario Bitch. I've saved the princess numerous times in what seems like countless video games and I take mushrooms to get bigger. Besides climbing is nothing compared to invading King Koppa castle.
JC- I don't think taking mushrooms and using flower power is going to help you in this match. One more question did you and Luigi run a train on the princess?
Avenger- No but me and Yoshi did.
JC- That is sick, but I'd rather see that sex tape then have ave another night in Chyna.
(The crowd giggles at the last comment.)
JC- And to our last guest Nicky Raith. While your busy trying to suck sudafed in that syringe what are your thoughts on the battle royale?
(Nicky takes the syringe and sticks it in his arm and shoots air into his vein.)
JC- Uhh, I think your going to kill yourself by doing that. I guess you weren't running a meth lab if your just using it.
(The man falls out the chair onto the stages floor.)
JC- That doesn't seem good. And to think I brought this guy a months supply of viagra. Well that's all the time we have for these three.
(JC pushes the cart of cans of the stage running it into a wall making all of the cans spill on the floor. 'Welcome' Matt Dawson runs after them while the Avenger walks off eating a large mushroom.)
JC- Like I said an interesting bunch. Now I tried researching all of these guys in this battle royale, and some of them declined my invite to the show. But they did tape a special message, lets have a look!
(The camera focuses on the tv as 4 characters come into focus. The first man is dressed like a pimp. The second man is dressed like Luigi and is holding a paper star. The third and fourth men are dressed like pickachu from pokemon.)
Pimp- I am 'Hood Rich' Kelvin Wright. My hoes will distract everyone so I can win.
Luigi(holding up his paper star)- I am Star Power Lance Tower, and I am going to use my invincibility to run through the competition.
Pickachu's- Pika, Pika.
Luigi- Translation...they are going to shock the compeition.
(The transmission terminates. The camera refocuses on JC who has now changed clothes and is once wearing a Team Elite hoodie and a pair of gray sweat pants.)
JC- My creative writing team is really pushing the envelope as far as creativity goes. But I guess when you are given nothing you get this type of output. And portraying the Japanese guys as pokemon might be deemed racist but oh well, that's how we roll.
Come February 25 I will be in the UPW battle royale, this may not seem like a big deal but I sure as hell take it serious. Hue Langston booked some great competiton to come in here for this. I can prove to everyone I am more than some freak of nature. I can prove I belong at the top of the summit. CJ Rowell, you better be on top of your game as well. Your leading a band that hasn't got it all together. And if they aint careful they be up shits creek right along with if they don't get their heads on straight.
Team Elite, I hope you guys realize how important our match is. Yeah the odds are stacked in your favor, but do you have the balls to bet on yourselves? Will the retribution you seek against me be worth letting your emotions get into the way of you winning this match? I said you guys are juicin', prove me wrong. I said you guys might have too much on your plate to have your hearts fully in this match. Prove me wrong. And please for the love of god prove me wrong when I say CJ owns you two little bitches. Until next time, stay class San Diego and thanks for stopping bye.
(The scene closes as the crowd cheers.)
(The scene opens up with a view of a hundred or so people filling in seats inside of a studio. In the middle of the stairwell is a microphone. In front of them is an elaborate set that has been constructed just for this occcasion.
On the wall there is a picture of Mt. Everest with JC hiking up the side of it, with a caption that reads 'Ill be at the top where will you be?'
Next to that picture is another picture featuring Mason and the Power Puff Girls. The caption for that picture reads 'Steriods vs. Super Powers.'
Mounted to the wall is a 52 inch Samsung plasma tv. Also on the set is wooden desk, a leather couch and a house band.
The band is warming up for the show as the crowd becomes a little restless.)
Crowd- WE WANT JC....WE WANT JC....
(The chant is becoming so defeaning that the band stops playing.)
Disembodied Voice- Ladies and gentlemen, in continuing with his trend of doing things differently then what your use to seeing, today we have a very special treat for you. Coming all the way from Baltimore MD, JC 'Gateway' Mason.
(JC appears behind the crowd. He is dressed in a black suit and blue tie. Jay walks down the stares to a very mixed reaction from the audience.)
JC- I don't know whether to say thank you or I hate you guys too. Anyway you guys heard the disembodied voice over the loud speaker, and today is going to be different.
I am a little pressed for time right now so I decided to kill two birds with one stone. I decided to hold the first ever Universal Pure Pro Wrestling tonight show.
(The audience cheers at the idea.)
JC- I went out and got fans of both promotions to come in here and share this one of a kind experience with yours truly. And I have a lot of special guests booked for tonights show. So before we get to the guests are there any questions from you guys?
(A dark haired woman wearing a black dress and sunglasses stands up and walks to the microphone.)
Woman- Is there any chance of reconciliation with you and Dolly? And if not we can have a fight then, make-up sex because I think your so hott!
JC- Well I don't know if we will reconcile. She hasn't returned any of my texts, or phone calls. So right now its up in the air. And I am a one woman man honey, but come backstage after the show and I'll give you a private tour.
Crowd- SLUT!
JC- Calm down people. She is a strong woman who knows perfection. Anyone else got a question or remark?
(A nerdie looking guy wearing a Demetrius Burrell tee shirt holding a big poster board that says 'JC LIES' steps up to the mic.)
Nerd- Why did you feel the need to lie about all those guys? They are out here trying to make a living entertaining all of us fans while doing what they love the most. And your just trying to tarnish their legacies.
JC- The problem with people like you and the rest of those (doing air quotes) entertainers is they can't handle the truth. I saw the little interview Mr. Burrell did the other day. He said he didn't know me. He only met me when he shook my hand. Well he my friend is the liar. I have met him long ago in a place most of you have never heard of. But I will leave that story for another day. My producers are telling me to wrap it up so I will take one more question, you there with the replica world title. Would you like to ask a question?
(The man holding the belt acknowledges JC's request and makes his way to the microphone.)
Man- Why is your nickname Gateway?
JC- Ah that is a great question. And one that has an easy answer. Back in high school I sold weed. I was the Gateway to great weed. Now onto the show.
(The band starts to play the instrumental version of Jockin Jay-Z as Gateway takes a seat behind his desk.)
JC- Before we get the guests out here I would like everyone to take a look at this clip from the Team Elite promo.
(JC turns towards the tv as the clip begins to play. The clip is of C-Rod and Butler talking over some MMA things. DC and C-Rod get into a little argument before Rowell steps in.)
JC- That right there is a prime example of why you should stand alone. It appears as if Huey is a little jealous of Dewey wanting to pursue a MMA career. Luckily Louey was there or we might not have a Team Elite. Speaking of Louey I hope your ready for that battle royale. After I kick your ass from pillar to post I will fedex the rest of you to Chris Kaladrao so he can bury your dumb ass.
(JC pulls out a few index cards from his jacket pocket.)
JC- Tonight we have some interesting guests. A member of the my penis is limp and can't get hard boyz is here. Along with a children's cartoon character. And I do believe we have booked a few other surprises. So without further ado here is our first guests.
Disembodied Voice- First representing UPW, coming from Pattersen, NJ, 'Welcome' Matt Dawson.
(A man wearing a long brown coat pushing a shopping cart full of cans comes onto the stage. JC tries to take the cart of cans from the man but is nearly bitten.)
Disembodied Voice- Our next guest also representing UPW, the resident superhero, Avenger.
(The crowd begins to cheer as someone dressed in a Super Mario costume comes to the stage and takes a seat on the couch next to 'Welcome' Matt Dawson.)
Disembodied Voice- And our third guest a member of the I can't believe my penis won get Hard Boyz....Nicky Raith.
(The third man comes onto stage holding a needle and a box of sudafed. Gateway sits him down and takes a seat at his desk.)
JC- Like I said at the top of the show we have an interesting cast of characters his today. Well lets get right into this....
(Before he can finish his sentence a falcon flies in and perches himself on the desk.)
JC- And how could we forget Mr. Halcon? They said Halcon was a small fella but I would have never thought Hue Langston would allow a bird in this thing. He'll win by default since he can fly to the top of the Summit.
Anyway first I want to welcome our guests. And say I respect you guys being apart of the show even though we will be fighting each other in a few days. Now lets get down to business, 'Welcome' Matt Dawson, you are the worst thing to walk that aisle. You couldn't buy a win if you traded in all those cans and yet you still compete, why? And why should we take you as a serious threat to climb the summit?
Dawson- You shouldn't. Im just a guy that was thrown into this thing for filler. If I last more than 5 minutes I'd be presently surprised.
JC- That is an honest answer. Now to the masked Avenger. You are a superhero huh? Why should I take you serious?
Avenger- Im Super Mario Bitch. I've saved the princess numerous times in what seems like countless video games and I take mushrooms to get bigger. Besides climbing is nothing compared to invading King Koppa castle.
JC- I don't think taking mushrooms and using flower power is going to help you in this match. One more question did you and Luigi run a train on the princess?
Avenger- No but me and Yoshi did.
JC- That is sick, but I'd rather see that sex tape then have ave another night in Chyna.
(The crowd giggles at the last comment.)
JC- And to our last guest Nicky Raith. While your busy trying to suck sudafed in that syringe what are your thoughts on the battle royale?
(Nicky takes the syringe and sticks it in his arm and shoots air into his vein.)
JC- Uhh, I think your going to kill yourself by doing that. I guess you weren't running a meth lab if your just using it.
(The man falls out the chair onto the stages floor.)
JC- That doesn't seem good. And to think I brought this guy a months supply of viagra. Well that's all the time we have for these three.
(JC pushes the cart of cans of the stage running it into a wall making all of the cans spill on the floor. 'Welcome' Matt Dawson runs after them while the Avenger walks off eating a large mushroom.)
JC- Like I said an interesting bunch. Now I tried researching all of these guys in this battle royale, and some of them declined my invite to the show. But they did tape a special message, lets have a look!
(The camera focuses on the tv as 4 characters come into focus. The first man is dressed like a pimp. The second man is dressed like Luigi and is holding a paper star. The third and fourth men are dressed like pickachu from pokemon.)
Pimp- I am 'Hood Rich' Kelvin Wright. My hoes will distract everyone so I can win.
Luigi(holding up his paper star)- I am Star Power Lance Tower, and I am going to use my invincibility to run through the competition.
Pickachu's- Pika, Pika.
Luigi- Translation...they are going to shock the compeition.
(The transmission terminates. The camera refocuses on JC who has now changed clothes and is once wearing a Team Elite hoodie and a pair of gray sweat pants.)
JC- My creative writing team is really pushing the envelope as far as creativity goes. But I guess when you are given nothing you get this type of output. And portraying the Japanese guys as pokemon might be deemed racist but oh well, that's how we roll.
Come February 25 I will be in the UPW battle royale, this may not seem like a big deal but I sure as hell take it serious. Hue Langston booked some great competiton to come in here for this. I can prove to everyone I am more than some freak of nature. I can prove I belong at the top of the summit. CJ Rowell, you better be on top of your game as well. Your leading a band that hasn't got it all together. And if they aint careful they be up shits creek right along with if they don't get their heads on straight.
Team Elite, I hope you guys realize how important our match is. Yeah the odds are stacked in your favor, but do you have the balls to bet on yourselves? Will the retribution you seek against me be worth letting your emotions get into the way of you winning this match? I said you guys are juicin', prove me wrong. I said you guys might have too much on your plate to have your hearts fully in this match. Prove me wrong. And please for the love of god prove me wrong when I say CJ owns you two little bitches. Until next time, stay class San Diego and thanks for stopping bye.
(The scene closes as the crowd cheers.)