Post by gateway425 on Feb 18, 2009 21:49:56 GMT -6
Coming off of his first ever win in PPW JC Mason has decided to branch out and make a name for himself in other wrestling leagues. He begins with UPW's Climb To The Summit. This could be a great way for JC to make a big splash in wrestling, as the only meaningful thing the kid has done is accuse a few prominent PPW wrestlers of steriod abuse.
(The scene opens up inside of a crowded gymnasium. Hundreds of reporters are gathered to ask questions to the most controversial man in wrestling JC 'Gateway' Mason. A large projection screen hangs over the podium on the stage. The lights dim as a video package of JC's short yet stellar career plays. Even highlights of his interview with PPW magazine reporter Becki Brown plays.
Jockin Jay-Z hits as Gateway walks from behind the curtain wearing a UPW beanie, a Team Elite hoodie and pair of sweatpants. JC stands behinds the podium and pulls out a sheet of notebook paper.)
JC- I don't have a representative that writes prepared statements for me like David Lawrenece does for the Power Puff Boys.
(The audience erupts with laughter.)
JC- Quiet down guys. I also would like to acknowledge the steriod controversy that has erupted in PPW. Every once in a while in life comes along a guy who is surrounded by a cloud of controversy. A few years ago it was Jose Canseco, and today it is me. Last week I said somethings...somethings that could put an asterisk on peoples careers. Today I am here to say that not one word uddered from my lips was false. I will now field questions from the audience.
(JC folds up his piece of notebook paper and puts it back in his hoodie pocket. He points to a man about three rows back to get the ball rolling.)
JC- Yes bow tie guy.
BTG- Michael Johnson, NY Post. I wanted to ask about the choice of your attire today. Who picked it out?
JC- I don't have a stylist so the answer is me. I figured since these guys are such an elite squad, maybe if I wore their merchandise some of there luck would rub off on me.
BTG- Luck? Isn't that what you will need to defeat Team Elite on PPW Showdown?
JC- Nope. Since only Larry and Curly will be showing up I think I can handle those two easily. I've reviewed there tape and seen what they are capable of and from what I can gather is that Moe is the leader and the most dangerous of the three. Yes you there the fine looking woman in the front row.
Fine Woman- When you say Moe I assume you mean CJ Rowell. He is the PPW champ and is also in the UPW battle royale...
JC- Is that supposed to mean something to me? Look Hue Langston could beam Scotty from Star Trek down here and I'd kick his ass too. The only thing the leader of the mouseketters has proven to me is that he has some weird Charles Manson mid control over his minions. That and he can't win a match without cheating. If im not mistaken Chris Kaladrao had him beat last Sunday.
Fine Woman- What are your thoughts on the rest of the participants in the battle royale?
JC- I don't know to much about them honestly. I hear there is Falcon in the match, a member of a 12 step program in Tequila sunrise, some Japanese guy who may or may not be apart of dragon ball z. I think there is a guy who claims to be hood rich, does that mean he is a street pharmacist? And a member of the my penis is permanently limp and can't get hard boyz. Throw me the steriod addicted former baseball player in there and you have one hell of a diverse set of individuals. But given what little I have seen of these men I really like my chances and don't think ill be going home early. No one will deny me from climbing the summit pulling, out my fog horn and screaming RICOLA!
(The reporters stand up and try to get more information out of JC as he walks out of the gym.)
(The scene opens up inside of a crowded gymnasium. Hundreds of reporters are gathered to ask questions to the most controversial man in wrestling JC 'Gateway' Mason. A large projection screen hangs over the podium on the stage. The lights dim as a video package of JC's short yet stellar career plays. Even highlights of his interview with PPW magazine reporter Becki Brown plays.
Jockin Jay-Z hits as Gateway walks from behind the curtain wearing a UPW beanie, a Team Elite hoodie and pair of sweatpants. JC stands behinds the podium and pulls out a sheet of notebook paper.)
JC- I don't have a representative that writes prepared statements for me like David Lawrenece does for the Power Puff Boys.
(The audience erupts with laughter.)
JC- Quiet down guys. I also would like to acknowledge the steriod controversy that has erupted in PPW. Every once in a while in life comes along a guy who is surrounded by a cloud of controversy. A few years ago it was Jose Canseco, and today it is me. Last week I said somethings...somethings that could put an asterisk on peoples careers. Today I am here to say that not one word uddered from my lips was false. I will now field questions from the audience.
(JC folds up his piece of notebook paper and puts it back in his hoodie pocket. He points to a man about three rows back to get the ball rolling.)
JC- Yes bow tie guy.
BTG- Michael Johnson, NY Post. I wanted to ask about the choice of your attire today. Who picked it out?
JC- I don't have a stylist so the answer is me. I figured since these guys are such an elite squad, maybe if I wore their merchandise some of there luck would rub off on me.
BTG- Luck? Isn't that what you will need to defeat Team Elite on PPW Showdown?
JC- Nope. Since only Larry and Curly will be showing up I think I can handle those two easily. I've reviewed there tape and seen what they are capable of and from what I can gather is that Moe is the leader and the most dangerous of the three. Yes you there the fine looking woman in the front row.
Fine Woman- When you say Moe I assume you mean CJ Rowell. He is the PPW champ and is also in the UPW battle royale...
JC- Is that supposed to mean something to me? Look Hue Langston could beam Scotty from Star Trek down here and I'd kick his ass too. The only thing the leader of the mouseketters has proven to me is that he has some weird Charles Manson mid control over his minions. That and he can't win a match without cheating. If im not mistaken Chris Kaladrao had him beat last Sunday.
Fine Woman- What are your thoughts on the rest of the participants in the battle royale?
JC- I don't know to much about them honestly. I hear there is Falcon in the match, a member of a 12 step program in Tequila sunrise, some Japanese guy who may or may not be apart of dragon ball z. I think there is a guy who claims to be hood rich, does that mean he is a street pharmacist? And a member of the my penis is permanently limp and can't get hard boyz. Throw me the steriod addicted former baseball player in there and you have one hell of a diverse set of individuals. But given what little I have seen of these men I really like my chances and don't think ill be going home early. No one will deny me from climbing the summit pulling, out my fog horn and screaming RICOLA!
(The reporters stand up and try to get more information out of JC as he walks out of the gym.)