Post by teamelite on Feb 8, 2009 8:11:44 GMT -6
Copied from TErulesyouall.com
Welcome back bitches.
Daniel Corey is back in these piece, blogging from Narita International Airport, in Chiba Prefecture... that's in Japan for all those non-smart people. Chris and I are heading back home after the S-PRO show we had yesterday. TE hit .500, since I got the duke and the Big Guy got beat, but its whatever, we are still number one.
A lot of fans have been hitting the message board complaining about my solo theme music. They think I'm not gangster enough, that I don't pack the swagger to use "I'm From the Hood" by Daz Dillinger. Mind you, I am of the caucasian persuasion, that's a fact. But what you don't know is that my home is in Brockton, Masaachusetts. The "City of Champions" mind you, is in fact the ghetto. I heard a guy got shot in the leg over a chain Friday night there. Tell me that's not hood... shit, we got those idiots from the Guardian Angels there, and one of them got robbed last month!
And for the record, I could give two shits if it the title says "I'm From the Hood". The chorus is the kicker, slick. It says "I Got An Attitude Problem" over and over. Tell me that's not me!
So, in actual news that matters, Team ELITE is still famous. Bitch all you want, we're news worthy. I beat Katsu Nakemura Friday. The fans were eating it up when I screamed out the Iron Crown Junior Heavyweight Champion, SAKA Ibuchi's name. I dig pushing buttons.
Chris, on the other hand, was beat by Oliver Silsbury. Now, for those who aren't cluefull, Silsbury used to team with Gold Medalist Garrett Bishop. These two were the first Iron Crown Tag Team Champions. Who beat the tea sipper and the Freestyling Feline? That'd be yours truly and the Doctor of Sexy Time, Chris Butler. Collectively, you know the name.
Olvie beat Chris by bashing him with a flurry of elbows. Chris busted the dude's face up beforehand. So since Mr. Ramsey is allowing us to go all MMA on this piece, Chris is going to look into MMA training when we return stateside. He's very focused on expanding his experiences, and not just sexually.
Speaking of expanding, we are heading to PPW next Sunday to face off against those two dimwits, Lukey Luck and Papes. These clowns think they're messing with homos, which may be their preference, but we're straight.
Hell, I went to a city high school, but at least I can speak the language of choice, English. If they want a war, they can have one. There's no reason for them to be sticking their nose in the business of the best tag team ever. We've had Dusty Griffith and Johnny Lightning exactly where we've wanted them for weeks. We don't need anyone impeding our progress.
Speaking of Dusty, he was no where to be seen in Japan. I knew he was afraid of us. He knows Chris is coming for his belt.
Oh yeah, this goes out to Team Wildfire... BOOYA GRANDMA! We will wreck you... and what's with the jungle fever?
Don't forget, we're still coming to get those Openweight Tag Titles, you silly fairies.
SSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!!
-DC, swagger on one hundred thousand, million trillion, son.
Daniel Corey is back in these piece, blogging from Narita International Airport, in Chiba Prefecture... that's in Japan for all those non-smart people. Chris and I are heading back home after the S-PRO show we had yesterday. TE hit .500, since I got the duke and the Big Guy got beat, but its whatever, we are still number one.
A lot of fans have been hitting the message board complaining about my solo theme music. They think I'm not gangster enough, that I don't pack the swagger to use "I'm From the Hood" by Daz Dillinger. Mind you, I am of the caucasian persuasion, that's a fact. But what you don't know is that my home is in Brockton, Masaachusetts. The "City of Champions" mind you, is in fact the ghetto. I heard a guy got shot in the leg over a chain Friday night there. Tell me that's not hood... shit, we got those idiots from the Guardian Angels there, and one of them got robbed last month!
And for the record, I could give two shits if it the title says "I'm From the Hood". The chorus is the kicker, slick. It says "I Got An Attitude Problem" over and over. Tell me that's not me!
So, in actual news that matters, Team ELITE is still famous. Bitch all you want, we're news worthy. I beat Katsu Nakemura Friday. The fans were eating it up when I screamed out the Iron Crown Junior Heavyweight Champion, SAKA Ibuchi's name. I dig pushing buttons.
Chris, on the other hand, was beat by Oliver Silsbury. Now, for those who aren't cluefull, Silsbury used to team with Gold Medalist Garrett Bishop. These two were the first Iron Crown Tag Team Champions. Who beat the tea sipper and the Freestyling Feline? That'd be yours truly and the Doctor of Sexy Time, Chris Butler. Collectively, you know the name.
Olvie beat Chris by bashing him with a flurry of elbows. Chris busted the dude's face up beforehand. So since Mr. Ramsey is allowing us to go all MMA on this piece, Chris is going to look into MMA training when we return stateside. He's very focused on expanding his experiences, and not just sexually.
Speaking of expanding, we are heading to PPW next Sunday to face off against those two dimwits, Lukey Luck and Papes. These clowns think they're messing with homos, which may be their preference, but we're straight.
Hell, I went to a city high school, but at least I can speak the language of choice, English. If they want a war, they can have one. There's no reason for them to be sticking their nose in the business of the best tag team ever. We've had Dusty Griffith and Johnny Lightning exactly where we've wanted them for weeks. We don't need anyone impeding our progress.
Speaking of Dusty, he was no where to be seen in Japan. I knew he was afraid of us. He knows Chris is coming for his belt.
Oh yeah, this goes out to Team Wildfire... BOOYA GRANDMA! We will wreck you... and what's with the jungle fever?
Don't forget, we're still coming to get those Openweight Tag Titles, you silly fairies.
SSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!!
-DC, swagger on one hundred thousand, million trillion, son.