Post by teamelite on Jan 31, 2009 3:11:01 GMT -6
From TErulesyouall.com:
Yo, what's crackin?
DC is back with another blog update, since the stupid webmaster says these are needed to boost site hits. This time, I want to give big ups to that slug Halcon. We got you, my dude... we got you good. You suck!
Nobody should ever say no to TE, man. Halcon was the example of this... I mean look what we did to him. Big Chris crushed him with The Compactor! Now, Domingo and Akihiro are lucky we had dinner reservations or we'd have done the same to them.
Speaking of eating, the salad tossing champs, The Sex Symbols, are morons. They're chicken of us and Peters showed the world that when he clocked Chris with the chair and attacked me. Yeah, big whoopie I won, but it's because they aren't men, they're homos.
No offense to the other homos... here's looking at you Chris Cannon.
Also, I can't wait for Sunday night. Team ELITE is in full force facing Dusty Griffith, Johnny Lightning and Demetrius Burrell. These three have been thorns in our sides since the first show and after this Showdown, they'll be extinct. Nobody gets the final say when we come to town.
When we're done, Dusty will have to vacate that Iron Crown Heavyweight Title since he'll be permanently retired. The cause? My boot will be forever lodged in his colon. Look it up on Youtube, you can't do anything physical with that issue.
So, question. Who in the hell is Mike Sloan?
On that note, who the hell is Dan Easton?
S-PRO is back bitches. I'm going to devour the Junior Heavyweight division while Chris does the heavyweight division.
Alright, players, I'm bouncing out to the club. Chris wants to get some poonanny before we leave for the S-PRO show in Japan next week. For the life of me, I don't see how he gets all this tail. The dude does NOT speak.
- DC
Yo, what's crackin?
DC is back with another blog update, since the stupid webmaster says these are needed to boost site hits. This time, I want to give big ups to that slug Halcon. We got you, my dude... we got you good. You suck!
Nobody should ever say no to TE, man. Halcon was the example of this... I mean look what we did to him. Big Chris crushed him with The Compactor! Now, Domingo and Akihiro are lucky we had dinner reservations or we'd have done the same to them.
Speaking of eating, the salad tossing champs, The Sex Symbols, are morons. They're chicken of us and Peters showed the world that when he clocked Chris with the chair and attacked me. Yeah, big whoopie I won, but it's because they aren't men, they're homos.
No offense to the other homos... here's looking at you Chris Cannon.
Also, I can't wait for Sunday night. Team ELITE is in full force facing Dusty Griffith, Johnny Lightning and Demetrius Burrell. These three have been thorns in our sides since the first show and after this Showdown, they'll be extinct. Nobody gets the final say when we come to town.
When we're done, Dusty will have to vacate that Iron Crown Heavyweight Title since he'll be permanently retired. The cause? My boot will be forever lodged in his colon. Look it up on Youtube, you can't do anything physical with that issue.
So, question. Who in the hell is Mike Sloan?
On that note, who the hell is Dan Easton?
S-PRO is back bitches. I'm going to devour the Junior Heavyweight division while Chris does the heavyweight division.
Alright, players, I'm bouncing out to the club. Chris wants to get some poonanny before we leave for the S-PRO show in Japan next week. For the life of me, I don't see how he gets all this tail. The dude does NOT speak.
- DC