Chris Kaladaro vs JC Mason

[Ryan Cooke]

Good luck to both!

[headliner]

[Fade.]

[The scene starts in a very dark lit area surrounded by trees the camera pans over to the left and there is a swing set that barely has any light on it. The swings are held up to the swing set by steel chains a man walks into the scene and though you can’t tell who it is when he is standing it is later revealed as Chris Kaladaro upon sitting down on the swing.

Chris Kaladaro: “Hello once again it is I yours truly Chris Kaladaro sitting here now you may be thinking to yourself Chris this is mighty uncharacteristic of you isn’t it? Well just so everyone isn’t kept in suspense I will quickly answer that for you so that we have that as a starting point. The answer my friends is yes it is very uncharacteristic of me I mean normally you see me in only the best Limousines that money can afford but this is different. You see I have some things to get off of my chest, you know I have been on the losing end in a lot of my matches here in Pure Pro Wrestling not to mention recently. Take for instance this.



Kaladaro: “You see in weeks leading up to this match even before Demetrius Burell would eventually dethrone Rowell and become only the second man in history to lay claim to the PPW Heavyweight Championship. Demetrius and myself had a tag team match against our respective opponents at the first ever pure pro wrestling supercard entitled Redemption. Now it was during that match that I had the then champion CJ Rowell beat and low and behold JJ Halme does the only thing he can think of to save his partner and his own ass. What is that you say well he took it upon himself to get his team disqualified. You see Halme I would have loved to be able to know what you were thinking when you intentionally got your team disqualified when you decided that the only thing that you could do was to kick the referee giving him no other choice but to disqualify your team.”

[Chris pauses for a bit and lights up a cigarette, which is uncharacteristic of him, before he continues to speak.]

Kaladaro: “Now it didn’t end there no in fact that was only the beginning because two weeks after that I got my chance to immortalize myself. In doing this everyone who thought of Pure Pro Wrestling would automatically think of Chris Kaladaro who beat the first ever champion to become only the second man in history to hold that coveted belt. Did it happen? No let’s take a look.”

[Another video clip fades in over the face of Chris this time showing the ending moments of the match he had with CJ Rowell. You see the very ending of the match where Chris Kaladaro went for the Painkiller only to have it reversed into the Blockbuster on the way down.]

Kaladaro: “Now as you can see I had the PPW World Heavyweight Championship belt taken from under me because just as I went for my patented Painkiller CJ Rowell reversed it into the Blockbuster out of no where. It was a hard fought match for me probably the best in my career but I didn’t get the job done and that to me is a big problem. Then there was the match that everyone that was witness to Redemption was talking about that night when they went home and for weeks to come.”

[The video clip of the match that Chris Kaldaro had against his adversary JJ Halme is shown where the match didn’t have a decisive winner in fact it was stopped after Chris Kaladaro could no longer defend himself.]

Kaladaro: “Now that right there was my crowning moment of disappointment, I have said it before that I didn’t go into that match intending to win and that a win for me was leaving JJ Halme in a bloody mess. I accomplished but now that I have had time to think about it I realize that I am lying to myself. JJ Halme is probably the biggest rival I have every had in this business and after everything he put me through leading up to the match and in the months prior I needed to win that match.”

[Kaladaro pauses to catch his breath and take another puff from his cigarette before continuing to speak.]

Kaladaro: “Now JJ Halme beat me and I will be the first to admit it but the fact of the matter is where was the rematch? A Chris Kaladaro versus JJ Halme 2 would have been money but Pure Pro Wrestling dropped the ball on delivering that to the fans and most importantly to me. That would have been my chance at revenge and mark my words would have had a different outcome hell if it were to happen in the upcoming weeks it would still have the outcome that I intend on having. That outcome would be me doing to him what he did to me this time coming out victorious against the so-called Finn Hammer.”

[Kaladaro pauses to put out the cigarette he has been smoking before continuing to speak.]

Kaladaro: “You know ever since my loss to JJ Halme I have had a different mindset you see it is my belief that if I want to succeed in this business that I will need to become the very enemy that defeated me at Redemption. The question is am I willing to do that to get my career back on track, you know if I can’t beat the man who I consider my greatest rival than who can I beat. When I came out of retirement to come aboard in Pure Pro Wrestling I had a different outlook. I thought to myself that it was a fresh start to really get my career back on track, now I am beginning to think that coming out of retirement was a huge mistake and that I would have been better off staying out of it. However now my main objective is getting my shit together and getting back to the Chris Kaladaro of old the man who used to be worthy of calling himself the Headliner. Hell now I don’t even think that I deserve that nickname but only time will tell in the coming weeks. “

[Before the scene fades to black Chris Kaladaro picks up his cigeratte up off of the ground and throws it at the camera in front of him. He then gets up off of the swing and walks away into the darkness.]

[Fade.]

[headliner]

[The Camera fades up to a scene inside of the Aldrige Arena located in Maplewood Minnesota where Sunday Night Showdown is set to take place on April 26 2009 just a few hours before the action is about to get underway. Fans are already jam packed inside the arena with signs showing appreciation for which it is that they support and want to win on this night. A moment of silence comes over the crowd but only for a minute then I stand alone by Jackal begins to blare over the sound system as non other than The Headliner Chris Kaladaro is spotted on the entrance ramp. He has his back turned towards the crowd as he spreads both of his arms, in his left hand he is holding a microphone and in his right a bottle that he is using for his chewing tobacco. He is wearing a black T-shirt that reads Chris Kaladaro on the front with his logo on it, on the back it says better than you in white lettering the shirt is newly available at the PPWStore for purchase. Along with his shirt he is wearing blue jeans with white shoes and to top it off he is sporting a black leather cap which he is wearing backwards on his head. He turns around and then gives a smirk towards the audience before beginning to walk down the ramp way to make his way towards the ring. When he gets to the ringside area he hops up onto the ring apron and then stands upright and gets into the ring through the middle and bottom ropes. He then looks dead into the hard camera and begins to laugh before shortly going over to the upper left turnbuckle and positioning himself on top of it before his music begins to fade out. Chris raises the microphone up towards his mouth, which is currently occupied by a huge plug of Grizzly Wintergreen Chewing tobacco. He spits into his cup and then begins to speak.]

Chris Kaladaro: “Hello once again Pure Pro Wrestling fans it is I the man who all the guys want to be and all the ladies come to see. I am non other than Chris Kaladaro the man who simply refers to himself as The Headliner. You know I rarely make appearances in arenas to do anything more than wrestle my matches so I said to myself you know what Chris its time to change that. So here I am the man that in a few short days well step into the ring against… Wait I seem to have forgot who the hell am I wrestling again?”

[Chris Kaladaro scratches his head and then rolls his eyes he then goes over to the announcer at ringside and asks them something. Soon after hearing what the announcer has to say he nods and then laughs before making his way towards the center of the ring to continue what he has to say.]

Kaladaro: “Oh yeah that’s right I am in a match against a guy by the name of JC “Gateway” Mason. You know after being in matches against JJ Halme is a pretty big guy a match against JC Mason to me won’t be such a hard task. I mean this guy is close to my size hell we match up pretty well physically, but the main difference is we don’t match up mentally. Come to think about it we don’t even match up well physically take for instance me I am a pretty average looking guy. Come to think about it so is my opponent JC Mason but when you throw in the fact that Mason uses steroids to do god knows what then that’s another story. I remember a while back when the two of us were tag team partners hell he scared the crap out of my girlfriend Crystal because she didn’t know what he was capable of. However now we have a whole different story this time we are not tag team partners but instead we are opponents. I told myself that because Crystal felt so uneasy about us teaming together that I would never do it again and I haven’t since and hopefully I will never get into a situation where I will have to again. You know when he came to my house and gave Crystal some flowers I thought it was a nice gesture completely harmless, but the fact of the matter is that they weren’t even alive.”

[Kaladaro pauses and then goes back up on the top of the turnbuckle like he was before.]

Kaladaro: “You know Mason I take it quite offensively when you give my girlfriend flowers that aren’t even alive to begin with. If they had been alive I wouldn’t have cared so much hell I’m surprised that you didn’t stick a needle in them to try and bring them back to life. The fact of the matter is that our whole tag team match fiasco is over and done with, now its time to see whom the better of the two of us is. Hell boy I already know the answer to that question, I mean you could be great you could have a great future ahead of you but you let your addiction to roids get in the way of that.”

[Chris pauses again and spits some juice into the bottle he brought out to ringside with him before he continues to speak.]

Kaladaro: “JC Mason I thought I was lost but then I took one good look at you and realized that my situation isn’t anything like yours. I mean come on seriously steroids, that my friend is going to do nothing but hurt you in the end. There were so many great wrestlers before my time in this business, during my time in this business, and I am sure there will be plenty more after my time in this business that die because of their abuse I hope your not one of them. I mean come on seriously steroids this is something that I am going to have to take up with the Management of Pure Pro Wrestling because why in their right mind and for the image of their company would they hire someone like you. I mean don’t they have a drug testing policy in place. I guess not, you know who the hell am I to care about what happens to you because I don’t I only care about one person and one person only well besides my girlfriend that is and boy your looking at him. So I want you to do yourself a favor and look at what awaits you at Showdown because I know for a fact and beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am going to beat you this Sunday. Its okay Mason I wouldn’t worry you’ll just be the first name on the laundry list of superstars that I left laying on their backside on my way to get what I want that’s something that I wouldn’t be ashamed of.

[Kaladaro pauses once again to spit into his bottle before taking the huge plug of Grizzly Wintergreen out of his mouth. The camera zooms into a close up of Chris Kaladaro while he concludes what he has to say.]

Kaladaro: “Now JC Mason you do have a chance of beating me hell to be honest any man that I step into the ring with does but there’s a difference between them and you. While they may have a good chance you my friend have a snowballs chance in hell of beating me this Sunday. You can do all you want up until match time but when that bell rings to signal the beginning of the match it won’t have made a damn bit of difference for you. You know I have said enough about JC Mason so I want to take some time to clear something up. During my match with JJ Halme at Redemption he did beat me fair and square 1-2-3 in he middle of the ring. You know I have been so delusional since that match that I may have said some things that didn’t happen the way I explained, or hell maybe I was just modifying it to fit my standards but that is that and I got beat nothing more nothing less. That’s all I have to say get that camera out of my face.”

[With that said Chris Kaladaro drops the microphone that he was speaking into and hops down off of the top turnbuckle to a mix of cheers and jeers at what he just said. He looks out towards the sold out crowd and raises his arms I the air as I stand alone by Jackal begins to play over the sound system in the arena. Chris goes over towards the ropes on the side closest to the entrance ramp and gets out through the top and middle ropes he turns around and raises his arms once again before disappearing through the curtain as the scene fades out.]